








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3041 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,094 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1523 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2021 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1873 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1677 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,068,644 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enigma | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | sohn44 | 69% | 32 |
| #3 | Yohjian | 67% | 63 |
| #4 | n1ck | 66% | 35 |
| #5 | ✪ Tsh0nk | 66% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nentrox | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | n1ck | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Saxon | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Yohjian | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | ✪ Tsh0nk | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | Cookie | | 461 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #2 | ✪ Tsh0nk | 139 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | n1ck | 123 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | sohn44 | 112 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | nentrox | 104 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ returN | +2.41 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | nentrox | +2.29 | 79 | 56 |
| #3 | ecl11ps3 | +1.93 | 70 | 61 |
| #4 | *MJT-Iwnl* | +1.79 | 72 | 60 |
| #5 | | Cookie | | +1.51 | 82 | 67 |





