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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1148 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 480 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5921 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,979 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3267 | 16% |
| Smokes | 6812 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4930 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5970 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,642,668 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 744 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ returN | 61% | 66 |
| #2 | | Cookie | | 60% | 70 |
| #3 | Yohjian | 57% | 58 |
| #4 | |FresH| Parker-Schnabel | 52% | 213 |
| #5 | COMMANDER# Krico | 49% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Yohjian | 57% | 58 |
| #4 | |FresH| Parker-Schnabel | 52% | 213 |
| #5 | COMMANDER# Krico | 49% | 49 |
| #6 | Mr x Praezi | 47% | 79 |
| #7 | Feybymeister | 46% | 205 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feybymeister | 25 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | |FresH| Parker-Schnabel | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Mr x Praezi | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Yohjian | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | COMMANDER# Krico | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feybymeister | 503 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | |FresH| Parker-Schnabel | 346 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | | Cookie | | 310 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | Mr x Praezi | 202 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | ✪ returN | 136 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ returN | +3.69 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | | Cookie | | +1.38 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | COMMANDER# Krico | +1.36 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | Feybymeister | +0.39 | 67 | 68 |
| #5 | |FresH| Parker-Schnabel | +0.31 | 63 | 52 |





