








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2491 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,569 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1819 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1951 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1244 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1555 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $994,388 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pocat | 78% | 45 |
| #2 | idfwu | 72% | 29 |
| #3 | Leftside | 69% | 13 |
| #4 | 깜놀햄찌 | 69% | 94 |
| #5 | 표독갱쥐 | 68% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NakZzi | 422 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #2 | 표독갱쥐 | 399 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | 깜놀햄찌 | 247 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | Pocat | 172 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #5 | idfwu | 101 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 깜놀햄찌 | +3.03 | 70 | 66 |
| #2 | Pocat | +2.93 | 78 | 69 |
| #3 | Leftside | +2.69 | 67 | 54 |
| #4 | NakZzi | +2.63 | 78 | 67 |
| #5 | 표독갱쥐 | +2.62 | 78 | 59 |





