








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 562 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5635 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,605 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5521 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5798 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3027 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4259 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,528,812 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kan4deS | 84% | 43 |
| #2 | Show And Prove Pls | 83% | 70 |
| #3 | MarlboroMd | 81% | 62 |
| #4 | ✿𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒂 | 78% | 36 |
| #5 | Pocat | 76% | 356 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | 표독갱쥐 | 70% | 284 |
| #10 | kaeturu | 65% | 55 |
| #11 | Fox_Rain | 63% | 90 |
| #12 | Kuren | 62% | 90 |
| #13 | Asitove | 62% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 깜놀햄찌 | 13 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Pocat | 12 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | 표독갱쥐 | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Kuren | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Show And Prove Pls | 6 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 깜놀햄찌 | 1279 | 0.15 | 30 min |
| #2 | Pocat | 1202 | 0.18 | 35 min |
| #3 | 표독갱쥐 | 775 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #4 | NiFT666 | 435 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #5 | kaeturu | 313 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MarlboroMd | +5.11 | 88 | 59 |
| #2 | 깜놀햄찌 | +3.39 | 74 | 60 |
| #3 | NiFT666 | +3.07 | 89 | 74 |
| #4 | kan4deS | +2.57 | 84 | 77 |
| #5 | Pocat | +2.45 | 76 | 67 |





