








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 797 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2317 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 809 | 34% |
| Smokes | 708 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 260 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 630 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $482,151 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Busan KennyS | 88% | 24 |
| #2 | idfwu | 82% | 11 |
| #3 | kaeturu | 74% | 19 |
| #4 | baCod | 73% | 15 |
| #5 | Bbo | 71% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaeturu | 129 | 0.34 | 3 min |
| #2 | Busan KennyS | 128 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #3 | SharpObject44 | 121 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kuren | 105 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | 김춘덕할머니의혼신을담은백트렉180ºssg플릭샷 | 103 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 김춘덕할머니의혼신을담은백트렉180ºssg플릭샷 | +6.62 | 86 | 58 |
| #2 | Bbo | +5.65 | 93 | 56 |
| #3 | idfwu | +3.07 | 64 | 55 |
| #4 | mmmmm | +2.99 | 85 | 45 |
| #5 | Busan KennyS | +2.85 | 67 | 39 |





