








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 911 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 226 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10422 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,136 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5195 | 20% |
| Smokes | 7797 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6874 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6270 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,429,214 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 641 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | 표독갱쥐 | 72% | 385 |
| #13 | Handumari | 70% | 57 |
| #14 | Asitove | 70% | 63 |
| #15 | Kuren | 69% | 94 |
| #16 | Fox_Rain | 64% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pocat | 21 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | 표독갱쥐 | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Kuren | 9 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | kan4deS | 8 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Handumari | 8 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NakZzi | 2055 | 0.24 | 59 min |
| #2 | Pocat | 1735 | 0.18 | 51 min |
| #3 | 표독갱쥐 | 1020 | 0.15 | 27 min |
| #4 | NiFT666 | 591 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #5 | Handumari | 356 | 0.33 | 7 min |





