








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 495 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Renown | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




93 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4628 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,195 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8744 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8296 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6614 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5541 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,057,289 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1013 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bartek3774 | 50% | 210 |
| #2 | hioShiMa | 46% | 65 |
| #3 | Monterere | 45% | 53 |
| #4 | Pingwido bandido | 45% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bartek3774 | 50% | 210 |
| #2 | hioShiMa | 46% | 65 |
| #3 | Monterere | 45% | 53 |
| #4 | Pingwido bandido | 45% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hioShiMa | 25 | 0.0204 |
| #2 | bartek3774 | 19 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Pingwido bandido | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Monterere | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bartek3774 | 685 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #2 | hioShiMa | 277 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #3 | Pingwido bandido | 87 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Monterere | 11 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zs | +1.35 | 44 | 73 |
| #2 | hioShiMa | +0.31 | 42 | 65 |
| #3 | bartek3774 | -0.34 | 47 | 62 |
| #4 | Pingwido bandido | -0.36 | 61 | 45 |
| #5 | Monterere | -3.32 | 19 | 34 |





