








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 323 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Renown | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2694 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,895 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4544 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2043 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 3677 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2631 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $423,815 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 412 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zEYEs | 61% | 66 |
| #2 | Pingwido bandido | 50% | 82 |
| #3 | zs | 50% | 210 |
| #4 | Monterere | 49% | 73 |
| #5 | Crouch | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zEYEs | 61% | 66 |
| #2 | Pingwido bandido | 50% | 82 |
| #3 | zs | 50% | 210 |
| #4 | Monterere | 49% | 73 |
| #5 | Crouch | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zs | 36 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | zEYEs | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Pingwido bandido | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Monterere | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zs | 866 | 0.20 | 23 min |
| #2 | zEYEs | 276 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | Pingwido bandido | 121 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Crouch | 32 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Monterere | 20 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zEYEs | +1.49 | 43 | 72 |
| #2 | zs | +1.27 | 44 | 73 |
| #3 | Pingwido bandido | +0.64 | 63 | 54 |
| #4 | Crouch | +0.27 | 56 | 62 |
| #5 | bartek3774 | -0.14 | 49 | 61 |





