








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1561 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,667 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 551 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1119 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1082 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 915 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,177,195 of utility $268 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AteszTelibever | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | Flekkeny | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | globee | 47% | 57 |
| #4 | w4RG4 | 46% | 92 |
| #5 | Riflahh | 45% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Vuranusember29 | 44% | 117 |
| #7 | Skip... | 43% | 84 |
| #8 | Norbert | 42% | 12 |
| #9 | StraYzie | 37% | 43 |
| #10 | ☚ZsizsiØØØ☛ | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riflahh | 12 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | w4RG4 | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Vuranusember29 | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Skip... | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | globee | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riflahh | 343 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | w4RG4 | 303 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | Skip... | 243 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | Vuranusember29 | 192 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | globee | 103 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riflahh | +3.07 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | w4RG4 | +1.90 | 79 | 80 |
| #3 | Skip... | +1.73 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | globee | +0.74 | 73 | 61 |
| #5 | Flekkeny | +0.27 | 66 | 57 |





