








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 182 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1507 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,887 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1316 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1714 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1430 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1427 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $708,942 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | globee | 55% | 66 |
| #2 | w4RG4 | 47% | 115 |
| #3 | Flekkeny | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | Norbert | 45% | 40 |
| #5 | Riflahh | 41% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | smrtrfszm | 37% | 43 |
| #10 | Vuranusember29 | 36% | 105 |
| #11 | ☚ZsizsiØØØ☛ | 34% | 53 |
| #12 | Miccs | 33% | 12 |
| #13 | DoTi.exe | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4RG4 | 12 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Vuranusember29 | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Riflahh | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Skip... | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | globee | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4RG4 | 362 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | Riflahh | 341 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | Skip... | 229 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | Vuranusember29 | 211 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | globee | 118 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4RG4 | +2.32 | 77 | 82 |
| #2 | Skip... | +1.97 | 80 | 69 |
| #3 | Riflahh | +1.36 | 78 | 77 |
| #4 | globee | +0.24 | 74 | 58 |
| #5 | AteszTelibever | -0.08 | 66 | 68 |





