








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 413 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3611 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,945 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4510 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5342 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3663 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4430 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,263,247 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 472 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alex ♥ | 62% | 82 |
| #2 | zac0 | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | Senna | 60% | 47 |
| #4 | rezzah | 55% | 69 |
| #5 | Lux | 54% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flix | 21 | 0.0296 |
| #2 | -allancs | 8 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | rezzah | 7 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Lux | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | chance | 6 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chance | 449 | 0.32 | 12 min |
| #2 | alex ♥ | 376 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #3 | RTC | 368 | 0.36 | 11 min |
| #4 | Senna | 227 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #5 | Lux | 221 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flix | +2.58 | 83 | 57 |
| #2 | RTC | +2.02 | 67 | 76 |
| #3 | zac0 | +1.95 | 43 | 63 |
| #4 | dusty ツ | +1.78 | 88 | 61 |
| #5 | rezzah | +1.37 | 92 | 46 |





