








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1571 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 139 matches | ||
| Faceit | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 141 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




96 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14584 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,398 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9367 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8599 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7183 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 10249 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,511,558 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1250 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jon | 71% | 143 |
| #2 | Confliction | 61% | 80 |
| #3 | Beasty | 61% | 125 |
| #4 | dusty ツ | 60% | 220 |
| #5 | LAURSEN_111 | 60% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | fragmastercarl | 54% | 83 |
| #8 | t0m@s ⛟ | 54% | 451 |
| #9 | shouldbeorisit | 54% | 248 |
| #10 | Flix | 54% | 559 |
| #11 | Lux | 53% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flix | 240 | 0.0215 |
| #2 | shouldbeorisit | 63 | 0.0129 |
| #3 | t0m@s ⛟ | 49 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | dusty ツ | 36 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | jon | 26 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flix | 1642 | 0.15 | 35 min |
| #2 | t0m@s ⛟ | 892 | 0.10 | 23 min |
| #3 | dusty ツ | 681 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #4 | Beasty | 671 | 0.25 | 15 min |
| #5 | jon | 516 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jon | +3.85 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | LAURSEN_111 | +2.58 | 91 | 64 |
| #3 | Flix | +2.48 | 81 | 54 |
| #4 | Confliction | +1.62 | 76 | 62 |
| #5 | dusty ツ | +1.49 | 83 | 62 |





