








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 792 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 251 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4491 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,084 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7490 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6545 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3808 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 5241 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $773,955 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -allancs | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | Bo | 62% | 82 |
| #3 | RTC | 58% | 84 |
| #4 | zac0 | 56% | 55 |
| #5 | Lux | 56% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | CobR | 53% | 32 |
| #8 | FRITZ FRIES | 53% | 40 |
| #9 | chance | 52% | 93 |
| #10 | t3zz | 45% | 29 |
| #11 | ✪ Avid | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RTC | 9 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Bo | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | chance | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Lux | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | zac0 | 4 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chance | 649 | 0.33 | 19 min |
| #2 | RTC | 544 | 0.32 | 16 min |
| #3 | Bo | 247 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | Lux | 240 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Senna | 231 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RTC | +1.93 | 69 | 76 |
| #2 | t3zz | +1.38 | 81 | 55 |
| #3 | zac0 | +1.11 | 44 | 70 |
| #4 | chance | +0.87 | 76 | 67 |
| #5 | alex ♥ | +0.84 | 54 | 78 |





