








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 283 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3849 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,222 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2715 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2611 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2745 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2151 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $842,502 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 99 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fonzera | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | Алёша | 61% | 67 |
| #3 | JimmersTR | 59% | 39 |
| #4 | Joeshmoe | 58% | 38 |
| #5 | Lukie | 55% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | devin | 50% | 153 |
| #10 | BigDaddyLion | 46% | 41 |
| #11 | knz | 43% | 23 |
| #12 | :D Book | 36% | 25 |
| #13 | FutaFanatic | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FutaFanatic | 10 | 0.0246 |
| #2 | Joeshmoe | 9 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | devin | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | JimmersTR | 5 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | knz | 4 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElectricSweetPotato | 208 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | Алёша | 206 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | BigDaddyLion | 204 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #4 | Lukie | 202 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | JimmersTR | 193 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Superious | +2.34 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | Алёша | +2.17 | 82 | 49 |
| #3 | dj | +1.80 | 73 | 62 |
| #4 | Fonzera | +0.83 | 77 | 67 |
| #5 | Joeshmoe | +0.74 | 71 | 52 |





