








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3549 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,377 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3666 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3487 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3314 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2910 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $647,849 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 479 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alicerawr | 64% | 67 |
| #2 | Desmond DeChone Figgins | 61% | 49 |
| #3 | Peanuts | 59% | 58 |
| #4 | M.C.Double | 54% | 84 |
| #5 | Leo | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Copes | 523 | 0.30 | 13 min |
| #2 | alicerawr | 136 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Peanuts | 114 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Leo | 100 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Desmond DeChone Figgins | 94 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alicerawr | +3.62 | 86 | 60 |
| #2 | Copes | +3.56 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | Peanuts | +0.88 | 76 | 51 |
| #4 | Leo | +0.74 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | yung spook | +0.22 | 81 | 53 |





