








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,443 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2158 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2012 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1542 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1731 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $412,054 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | morale- | 48% | 33 |
| #13 | ボムビー | 48% | 21 |
| #14 | Sound | 45% | 11 |
| #15 | calu | 44% | 18 |
| #16 | Tiggz | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miju | 23 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | phox | 23 | 0.0172 |
| #3 | Bobzy Malone | 13 | 0.0123 |
| #4 | Tijs | 10 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | ams | 5 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miju | 219 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Tijs | 190 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | Bobzy Malone | 177 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | phox | 170 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | morale- | 151 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phox | +2.19 | 89 | 66 |
| #2 | morale- | +1.73 | 88 | 69 |
| #3 | Tijs | +1.70 | 83 | 72 |
| #4 | ボムビー | +1.63 | 76 | 68 |
| #5 | camel | +1.53 | 74 | 68 |





