








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 804 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5500 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8955 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5619 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5134 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3832 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $740,689 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 872 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThiccMi | 1530 | 0.30 | 38 min |
| #2 | hoon | 1208 | 0.22 | 32 min |
| #3 | ʙᴜʜɢꜱᴜᴋ ♱ | 1016 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #4 | JackFlicks | 650 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #5 | IAmIs | 133 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ʙᴜʜɢꜱᴜᴋ ♱ | +4.10 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | bakerman(the greg) | +1.56 | 71 | 66 |
| #3 | ThiccMi | +0.82 | 78 | 60 |
| #4 | IAmIs | +0.80 | 55 | 51 |
| #5 | JackFlicks | -0.56 | 59 | 63 |





