








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 378 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3395 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,678 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3774 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2502 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3279 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2123 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,495,432 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 232 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Nwah M8 | 49% | 179 |
| #5 | comesaveher | 47% | 59 |
| #6 | nephew | 47% | 62 |
| #7 | foour | 46% | 79 |
| #8 | Gray | 44% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nwah M8 | 24 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Lucy | 18 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER | 11 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | comesaveher | 7 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Gray | 6 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | comesaveher | 354 | 0.27 | 12 min |
| #2 | Lucy | 339 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #3 | Nwah M8 | 331 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | foour | 179 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER | 156 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | comesaveher | +3.62 | 80 | 81 |
| #2 | foour | +1.23 | 54 | 42 |
| #3 | Lucy | +0.99 | 71 | 66 |
| #4 | THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER | +0.96 | 56 | 50 |
| #5 | manicorns | +0.22 | 43 | 69 |





