








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1339 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3393 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2255 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2449 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1990 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,121,108 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clarky | 68% | 73 |
| #2 | tobami | 63% | 84 |
| #3 | Globalik | 57% | 111 |
| #4 | Mike | 56% | 63 |
| #5 | Louj. | 54% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Globalik | 57% | 111 |
| #4 | Mike | 56% | 63 |
| #5 | Louj. | 54% | 41 |
| #6 | xPurity | 54% | 28 |
| #7 | Rey | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Globalik | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Clarky | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | tobami | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Mike | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Louj. | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Globalik | 492 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #2 | Clarky | 191 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Mike | 187 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | tobami | 147 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Louj. | 84 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ziko | +3.28 | 80 | 64 |
| #2 | tobami | +2.48 | 73 | 61 |
| #3 | Clarky | +0.62 | 58 | 71 |
| #4 | Mike | -0.64 | 70 | 64 |
| #5 | Globalik | -0.77 | 50 | 73 |





