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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1170 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,017 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1025 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1582 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1854 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1556 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $581,946 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DC | 45% | 144 |
| #2 | WOLFGANG | 43% | 46 |
| #3 | finley | 42% | 86 |
| #4 | .Cook | 42% | 67 |
| #5 | BUBBLES | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | WOLFGANG | 43% | 46 |
| #3 | finley | 42% | 86 |
| #4 | .Cook | 42% | 67 |
| #5 | BUBBLES | 36% | 14 |
| #6 | Mango | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | finley | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | DC | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | WOLFGANG | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | BUBBLES | 2 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | .Cook | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DC | 264 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | .Cook | 85 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | WOLFGANG | 55 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | finley | 39 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | BUBBLES | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WOLFGANG | +2.10 | 85 | 33 |
| #2 | DC | +1.86 | 53 | 56 |
| #3 | finley | -0.04 | 55 | 32 |
| #4 | kashim | -1.38 | 46 | 49 |
| #5 | .Cook | -1.90 | 50 | 41 |





