








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 489 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3129 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,492 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4405 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4466 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5431 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2190 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,284,964 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 505 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞.tulab[7o2] | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | Foxtrot | 53% | 120 |
| #3 | nack | 47% | 201 |
| #4 | Tony Tortellini | 44% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞.tulab[7o2] | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | Foxtrot | 53% | 120 |
| #3 | nack | 47% | 201 |
| #4 | Tony Tortellini | 44% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nack | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Foxtrot | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | ۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞.tulab[7o2] | 4 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Tony Tortellini | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nack | 371 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | Tony Tortellini | 236 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | Foxtrot | 204 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | ۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞.tulab[7o2] | 88 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foxtrot | +4.52 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | nack | +1.51 | 62 | 64 |
| #3 | ۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞.tulab[7o2] | +0.71 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | Tony Tortellini | -1.01 | 46 | 70 |
| #5 | Pink Gorilla | -2.10 | 42 | 59 |





