








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,917 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1064 | 27% |
| Smokes | 660 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1194 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 999 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $323,963 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vdunkenbiceps | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | McLovin | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | SmaDa1jun | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | D1ck_S1ammer_3000 | 50% | 18 |
| #5 | Brenge | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Sup7373 | 35% | 48 |
| #14 | DavidBeckham123 | 35% | 20 |
| #15 | linnxdlol | 35% | 43 |
| #16 | Kapelli5 | 30% | 10 |
| #17 | Obi-Wan Kimobi | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rat123 | 6 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | LuBons | 5 | 0.0202 |
| #3 | DavidBeckham123 | 4 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | McLovin | 4 | 0.0109 |
| #5 | Lmiks | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sup7373 | 184 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | Rat123 | 73 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | D1ck_S1ammer_3000 | 69 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | McLovin | 68 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | DavidBeckham123 | 65 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brenge | +8.94 | 84 | 60 |
| #2 | Rat123 | +4.40 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | Lmiks | +3.17 | 76 | 51 |
| #4 | McLovin | +2.82 | 93 | 57 |
| #5 | Luni | +2.55 | 75 | 58 |





