








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 638 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 206 matches | ||
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4649 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,502 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2365 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2913 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3045 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1179 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $785,368 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 181 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brenge | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | DavidBeckham123 | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | SmaDa1jun | 56% | 66 |
| #4 | Sup7373 | 52% | 54 |
| #5 | LuBons | 51% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Sup7373 | 52% | 54 |
| #5 | LuBons | 51% | 74 |
| #6 | Rat123 | 49% | 102 |
| #7 | linnxdlol | 48% | 89 |
| #8 | Jocke | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuBons | 16 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | DavidBeckham123 | 16 | 0.0279 |
| #3 | Rat123 | 15 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | SmaDa1jun | 14 | 0.0105 |
| #5 | Sup7373 | 4 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rat123 | 280 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Sup7373 | 195 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | LuBons | 144 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | SmaDa1jun | 126 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | DavidBeckham123 | 95 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brenge | +6.66 | 83 | 50 |
| #2 | Luni | +3.00 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | Rat123 | +2.07 | 76 | 55 |
| #4 | LuBons | +0.97 | 62 | 61 |
| #5 | SmaDa1jun | +0.47 | 59 | 48 |





