








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1967 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,104 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2428 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2927 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2050 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2699 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $253,243 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | janer giovannison | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | Leiflekit | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | Cr4zy | 53% | 118 |
| #4 | RazorSpin | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | Mr.T | 51% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | RazorSpin | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | Mr.T | 51% | 41 |
| #6 | ✪NuAr0 夜 | 51% | 55 |
| #7 | maqueenya♛ | 33% | 33 |
| #8 | Ecki | 28% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr4zy | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | ✪NuAr0 夜 | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Leiflekit | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Ecki | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | RazorSpin | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr4zy | 248 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | ✪NuAr0 夜 | 169 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Leiflekit | 103 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mr.T | 100 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | RazorSpin | 85 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr4zy | +2.02 | 85 | 55 |
| #2 | janer giovannison | +1.34 | 75 | 74 |
| #3 | ✪NuAr0 夜 | +1.20 | 68 | 59 |
| #4 | RazorSpin | +0.37 | 63 | 63 |
| #5 | Leiflekit | +0.29 | 70 | 43 |





