








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 45 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,124 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1807 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1442 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1579 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1296 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $437,056 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DESiRE | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | Moopy | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | james | 62% | 34 |
| #4 | BrassKiwiMantis104 | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | JesseP | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leo | 258 | 0.35 | 7 min |
| #2 | james | 123 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | taylor | 102 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | 4.6L P71 owning divorced dad | 80 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Moopy | 74 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moopy | +3.71 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | BrassKiwiMantis104 | +1.54 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | JesseP | +1.50 | 84 | 41 |
| #4 | Leo | +1.17 | 76 | 77 |
| #5 | ches-ki | +0.52 | 67 | 70 |





