








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3495 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,812 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1672 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1834 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1322 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1984 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,321,273 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Pru | 52% | 112 |
| #6 | DESiRE | 52% | 190 |
| #7 | ෆ˚emi˚ෆ | 50% | 147 |
| #8 | taylor | 50% | 149 |
| #9 | puf | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pru | 616 | 0.26 | 17 min |
| #2 | taylor | 569 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #3 | Moopy | 430 | 0.30 | 12 min |
| #4 | ෆ˚emi˚ෆ | 426 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #5 | DESiRE | 351 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moopy | +2.09 | 77 | 74 |
| #2 | puf | +1.72 | 76 | 53 |
| #3 | ෆ˚emi˚ෆ | +1.58 | 77 | 46 |
| #4 | JesseP | +1.15 | 79 | 43 |
| #5 | Pru | +0.23 | 80 | 74 |





