








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1862 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1451 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1861 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1417 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1608 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $681,715 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Sinnex | 63% | 51 |
| #4 | Fresh | 62% | 101 |
| #5 | berkovskhy | 60% | 145 |
| #6 | michelangelo | 56% | 126 |
| #7 | KDG | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | berkovskhy | 10 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | michelangelo | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Fresh | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Sinnex | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | KDG | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fresh | 591 | 0.29 | 12 min |
| #2 | berkovskhy | 460 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | Sinnex | 245 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #4 | michelangelo | 223 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | sample ツ | 155 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sample ツ | +3.82 | 93 | 70 |
| #2 | Sinnex | +3.15 | 96 | 74 |
| #3 | Fresh | +2.87 | 94 | 69 |
| #4 | berkovskhy | +1.11 | 87 | 71 |
| #5 | MaT1337 | +0.30 | 81 | 63 |





