








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 328 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2196 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,954 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1918 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1541 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1702 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1793 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $900,338 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 708 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | MaT1337 | 56% | 126 |
| #6 | Fresh | 53% | 123 |
| #7 | KDG | 49% | 37 |
| #8 | slevin | 47% | 30 |
| #9 | A d i | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | berkovskhy | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | MaT1337 | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Fresh | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Sinnex | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | sample ツ | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fresh | 623 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #2 | berkovskhy | 562 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | MaT1337 | 262 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | Sinnex | 200 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #5 | slevin | 183 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sample ツ | +4.05 | 91 | 69 |
| #2 | Fresh | +2.77 | 93 | 65 |
| #3 | berkovskhy | +1.63 | 87 | 68 |
| #4 | Sinnex | +1.49 | 94 | 70 |
| #5 | MaT1337 | +0.23 | 82 | 64 |





