








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 648 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




110 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4626 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,905 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2611 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2398 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2297 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2599 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,603,419 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koi | 105 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | pablo | 15 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | PLx2 | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Tribute | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Ellis | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PLx2 | 732 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #2 | Koi | 694 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #3 | pablo | 447 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | Ellis | 189 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Tribute | 81 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PLx2 | +3.05 | 91 | 62 |
| #2 | pablo | +2.51 | 88 | 55 |
| #3 | Shwin Li | +1.70 | 81 | 54 |
| #4 | Tribute | -0.02 | 84 | 55 |
| #5 | Ellis | -0.55 | 77 | 71 |





