








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 490 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2706 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,790 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1417 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1776 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1010 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1587 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $812,535 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ellis | 73% | 81 |
| #4 | PLx2 | 72% | 183 |
| #5 | icarus | 71% | 14 |
| #6 | Koi | 70% | 200 |
| #7 | Shwin Li | 70% | 198 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koi | 70 | 0.0172 |
| #2 | Shwin Li | 56 | 0.0139 |
| #3 | PLx2 | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Ellis | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | K22G | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PLx2 | 664 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #2 | Koi | 415 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | Shwin Li | 317 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | Ellis | 204 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | K22G | 61 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K22G | +4.08 | 94 | 79 |
| #2 | PLx2 | +3.13 | 91 | 62 |
| #3 | pablo | +2.87 | 87 | 55 |
| #4 | Shwin Li | +0.55 | 73 | 55 |
| #5 | Ellis | -0.35 | 77 | 69 |





