








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 60 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1202 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,851 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2912 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1724 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 905 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1310 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $502,060 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snowrowdy | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | fluff | 78% | 9 |
| #3 | Mitchin | 63% | 38 |
| #4 | (OTW) ☁oSNAP☁ | 62% | 58 |
| #5 | Elephant Spunk | 57% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (OTW) ☁oSNAP☁ | 23 | 0.0190 |
| #2 | pear * | 11 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Elephant Spunk | 10 | 0.0115 |
| #4 | Terry Davis | 8 | 0.0145 |
| #5 | snowrowdy | 2 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pear * | 429 | 0.27 | 11 min |
| #2 | (OTW) ☁oSNAP☁ | 244 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | kraytos | 131 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #4 | Elephant Spunk | 124 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | . | 95 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snowrowdy | +4.56 | 80 | 61 |
| #2 | Terry Davis | +3.51 | 81 | 51 |
| #3 | (OTW) ☁oSNAP☁ | +2.72 | 79 | 60 |
| #4 | pear * | +1.82 | 82 | 71 |
| #5 | kraytos | +1.60 | 82 | 60 |





