








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 325 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3312 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,555 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1611 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2160 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2069 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1715 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $532,398 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | re:imu | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | snowrowdy | 70% | 37 |
| #3 | kraytos | 68% | 28 |
| #4 | pear * | 65% | 82 |
| #5 | wiynne | 63% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | baby cat | 51% | 137 |
| #10 | (OTW) ☁oSNAP☁ | 50% | 26 |
| #11 | . | 48% | 25 |
| #12 | Loso | 47% | 19 |
| #13 | Wifi | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (OTW) ☁oSNAP☁ | 12 | 0.0230 |
| #2 | Elephant Spunk | 6 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | baby cat | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | pear * | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Terry Davis | 4 | 0.0112 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pear * | 477 | 0.29 | 11 min |
| #2 | baby cat | 397 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | wiynne | 181 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #4 | snowrowdy | 163 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | kraytos | 147 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mitchin | +3.38 | 81 | 53 |
| #2 | kraytos | +3.22 | 74 | 61 |
| #3 | Terry Davis | +2.23 | 84 | 55 |
| #4 | snowrowdy | +2.12 | 76 | 61 |
| #5 | Loso | +1.87 | 63 | 51 |





