








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7068 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4044 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3858 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1831 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3318 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,976,571 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 621 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeyItzWerty | 51 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | JoeyTheBiggest | 48 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | coopeR | 9 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | supyrk | 8 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Killj0y | 5 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoeyTheBiggest | +1.60 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | Ne4Lackin | +1.58 | 69 | 49 |
| #3 | supyrk | +0.83 | 64 | 68 |
| #4 | Maverick | +0.52 | 67 | 52 |
| #5 | Killj0y | +0.27 | 81 | 57 |





