








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,727 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7343 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8478 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3421 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 5485 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,329,538 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A | 75% | 53 |
| #2 | latent | 66% | 226 |
| #3 | real | 66% | 38 |
| #4 | fyg | 65% | 48 |
| #5 | yari | 61% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A | +7.07 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | real | +6.04 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | latent | +3.11 | 66 | 73 |
| #4 | MurkScribe | +1.63 | 62 | 55 |
| #5 | fyg | -0.13 | 55 | 46 |





