








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Faceit | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,242 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11522 | 35% |
| Smokes | 9481 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4318 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 7921 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,071,065 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 456 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A | 69% | 80 |
| #2 | pooper | 66% | 119 |
| #3 | MurkScribe | 61% | 129 |
| #4 | real | 59% | 249 |
| #5 | latent | 58% | 279 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Tori ʚ♡ɞ | 53% | 102 |
| #8 | LonR.gg bR3NN3N | 46% | 54 |
| #9 | Rampage_Fa11en | 45% | 94 |
| #10 | Franci$ | thunderpick.io | 43% | 99 |
| #11 | Ravensrest | 42% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | latent | 19 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | real | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | pooper | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Rampage_Fa11en | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Tori ʚ♡ɞ | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | latent | 1881 | 0.33 | 47 min |
| #2 | real | 1049 | 0.20 | 30 min |
| #3 | MurkScribe | 508 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #4 | pooper | 488 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #5 | Tori ʚ♡ɞ | 270 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | real | +5.16 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | A | +4.37 | 81 | 55 |
| #3 | Rampage_Fa11en | +2.61 | 87 | 14 |
| #4 | latent | +1.49 | 64 | 70 |
| #5 | fyg | -0.18 | 54 | 40 |





