








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2818 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,973 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1553 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1616 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1752 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1052 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $741,702 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 291 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nib | 57% | 74 |
| #2 | Little Beast | 47% | 89 |
| #3 | Zees | 47% | 49 |
| #4 | Fellan | 46% | 267 |
| #5 | Govers | 46% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sebby | +2.24 | 75 | 50 |
| #2 | Govers | +1.97 | 60 | 56 |
| #3 | Fellan | -0.36 | 49 | 55 |
| #4 | Nib | -0.58 | 41 | 62 |
| #5 | Zees | -1.75 | 63 | 36 |





