








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 377 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 121 matches | ||
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 96 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7195 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3283 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4846 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4925 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2363 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,321,425 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 442 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nib | 57% | 98 |
| #2 | Zees | 52% | 152 |
| #3 | Little Beast | 48% | 409 |
| #4 | Govers | 48% | 206 |
| #5 | sebby | 46% | 267 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Govers | +2.82 | 61 | 55 |
| #2 | sebby | +2.17 | 75 | 49 |
| #3 | Fellan | +0.92 | 50 | 55 |
| #4 | Nib | +0.14 | 44 | 61 |
| #5 | Zees | -0.54 | 66 | 37 |





