








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2786 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,319 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1645 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2132 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5520 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 2022 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,906,272 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nib | 58% | 60 |
| #2 | Govers | 51% | 115 |
| #3 | Fellan | 48% | 409 |
| #4 | sebby | 47% | 89 |
| #5 | Zees | 47% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Govers | +4.06 | 60 | 55 |
| #2 | sebby | +3.07 | 74 | 50 |
| #3 | Nib | +2.03 | 44 | 64 |
| #4 | Fellan | +1.95 | 49 | 53 |
| #5 | Zees | +0.14 | 66 | 33 |





