








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 249 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4826 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5796 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3259 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3522 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2830 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,188,831 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 319 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | خالد الكشميري | 571 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #2 | caliojack | 489 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #3 | subaarx | 461 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #4 | Pirdis Durnis | 385 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | Agents14 | 325 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | caliojack | +2.94 | 71 | 65 |
| #2 | subaarx | +2.73 | 90 | 71 |
| #3 | خالد الكشميري | +0.66 | 78 | 66 |
| #4 | Pirdis Durnis | +0.21 | 63 | 70 |
| #5 | Bemon | +0.10 | 59 | 59 |





