








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
878 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,096 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1269 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1116 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1396 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1315 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $406,649 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Pirdis Durnis | 41% | 99 |
| #6 | خالد الكشميري | 41% | 97 |
| #7 | Bemon | 41% | 158 |
| #8 | Minister | 29% | 17 |
| #9 | Vienkarsi vaiboju | 27% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | caliojack | +4.21 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | subaarx | +3.49 | 89 | 71 |
| #3 | خالد الكشميري | +1.74 | 78 | 66 |
| #4 | Bemon | +1.02 | 58 | 56 |
| #5 | Pirdis Durnis | +0.93 | 67 | 69 |





