








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2043 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,052 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1304 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2205 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1314 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2229 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,171,201 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 238 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | djtl | 49% | 45 |
| #2 | tango | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | `one^/spike5511 | 44% | 25 |
| #4 | ☮Pegasus☮ | 39% | 38 |
| #5 | CrayZ | 36% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | `one^/spike5511 | 44% | 25 |
| #4 | ☮Pegasus☮ | 39% | 38 |
| #5 | CrayZ | 36% | 44 |
| #6 | BW4LL | 33% | 27 |
| #7 | RaygunSmash | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | djtl | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | tango | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | CrayZ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | ☮Pegasus☮ | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | BW4LL | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | djtl | 260 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #2 | CrayZ | 203 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | ☮Pegasus☮ | 96 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | BW4LL | 96 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | RaygunSmash | 50 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | djtl | +1.97 | 73 | 64 |
| #2 | ☮Pegasus☮ | +1.90 | 65 | 58 |
| #3 | tango | +1.20 | 75 | 55 |
| #4 | `one^/spike5511 | +0.33 | 68 | 50 |
| #5 | BW4LL | -0.09 | 61 | 63 |





