








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 60 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1018 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,189 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 684 | 31% |
| Smokes | 730 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 326 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 449 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $272,385 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 146 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaygunSmash | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | Zulu50 | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | ☮Pegasus☮ | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | abe froman | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | CrayZ | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrayZ | 179 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | djtl | 158 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| #3 | BW4LL | 141 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | RaygunSmash | 49 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | BullsEye<3 | 49 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | djtl | +2.65 | 73 | 59 |
| #2 | ☮Pegasus☮ | +2.37 | 74 | 60 |
| #3 | Anh | +2.14 | 75 | 58 |
| #4 | Shawl | +1.72 | 83 | 41 |
| #5 | `one^/spike5511 | +1.17 | 69 | 48 |





