








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 360 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,310 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5367 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5198 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5543 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6202 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,700,978 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2259 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swipe | +1.12 | 57 | 56 |
| #2 | "Oliver" | +0.82 | 57 | 52 |
| #3 | rob weasley | -0.21 | 87 | 50 |
| #4 | Cirexi | -0.66 | 56 | 64 |
| #5 | ٴ | -2.03 | 45 | 51 |





