








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1670 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,627 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 923 | 25% |
| Smokes | 996 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 663 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1045 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $518,707 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tia777 | 60% | 45 |
| #2 | Domajzer | 45% | 22 |
| #3 | Abdel | 44% | 34 |
| #4 | Snake | 33% | 12 |
| #5 | maradona10x | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tia777 | 60% | 45 |
| #2 | Domajzer | 45% | 22 |
| #3 | Abdel | 44% | 34 |
| #4 | Snake | 33% | 12 |
| #5 | maradona10x | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snake | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abdel | 193 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #2 | tia777 | 104 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Domajzer | 49 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | maradona10x | 25 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Snake | 15 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snake | +1.54 | 95 | 61 |
| #2 | spazeONE | +1.43 | 88 | 53 |
| #3 | Domajzer | +0.56 | 83 | 64 |
| #4 | tia777 | -0.21 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | Abdel | -0.58 | 82 | 59 |





