








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
779 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 585 | 32% |
| Smokes | 536 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 262 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 439 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $130,301 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GrOgY | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Shinkyy | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | frost | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | fanacsgo455 | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | maradona10x | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | maradona10x | 42% | 26 |
| #6 | Domajzer | 41% | 56 |
| #7 | spazeONE | 33% | 12 |
| #8 | Abdel | 24% | 17 |
| #9 | KanoO | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spazeONE | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Domajzer | 144 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | maradona10x | 81 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Abdel | 81 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | GrOgY | 39 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | spazeONE | 32 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shinkyy | +2.12 | 91 | 44 |
| #2 | Domajzer | +0.96 | 84 | 61 |
| #3 | Snake | +0.55 | 95 | 56 |
| #4 | frost | +0.50 | 77 | 57 |
| #5 | KanoO | +0.16 | 83 | 66 |





