








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 415 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1616 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,501 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2413 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1154 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1755 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1179 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $756,058 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 570 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | milk bather | 19 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Faulty | 9 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | Taabi | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | мамочка :P | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Zilla | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zilla | 575 | 0.29 | 13 min |
| #2 | worm disco | 253 | 0.33 | 7 min |
| #3 | milk bather | 232 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | мамочка :P | 108 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Taabi | 103 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | milk bather | +4.82 | 58 | 54 |
| #2 | Zilla | +3.00 | 70 | 75 |
| #3 | milk bather | +2.77 | 65 | 60 |
| #4 | Durkmal | +1.75 | 59 | 55 |
| #5 | Perc Wazowski | +0.55 | 61 | 53 |





