








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2050 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 449 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 321 matches | ||
| Premier | 250 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




107 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10156 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,554 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7478 | 23% |
| Smokes | 10498 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 7490 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7088 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,074,713 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5725 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fruit-filler *the bull's eyes* | 54% | 158 |
| #2 | Durkmal | 52% | 298 |
| #3 | worm disco | 52% | 314 |
| #4 | stuNz | 51% | 101 |
| #5 | Ronnoc360 | 51% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stuNz | +3.35 | 68 | 57 |
| #2 | Zilla | +2.48 | 72 | 72 |
| #3 | milk bather | +1.80 | 65 | 56 |
| #4 | Durkmal | +1.16 | 63 | 48 |
| #5 | Perc Wazowski | +0.40 | 57 | 57 |





