








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1672 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 291 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 236 matches | ||
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9388 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 53,626 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19520 | 36% |
| Smokes | 14034 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 9901 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 10171 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $821,145 of utility $40 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1531 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NotChad | 58% | 53 |
| #2 | Fruit-filler *the bull's eyes* | 52% | 94 |
| #3 | stuNz | 51% | 91 |
| #4 | worm disco | 50% | 206 |
| #5 | Perc Wazowski | 49% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stuNz | +3.13 | 70 | 55 |
| #2 | Zilla | +2.31 | 73 | 71 |
| #3 | NotChad | +1.36 | 84 | 63 |
| #4 | milk bather | +1.21 | 64 | 57 |
| #5 | Durkmal | +0.73 | 59 | 44 |





