








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 695 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




224 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5012 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5797 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5141 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4075 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4090 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $850,987 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | botshit | 47% | 156 |
| #5 | Fresh Bait | 44% | 39 |
| #6 | don't let your memes be memes | 43% | 89 |
| #7 | TheOceanSunfish | 42% | 55 |
| #8 | Walt Jr | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deathstroke | 255 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | botshit | 230 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | don't let your memes be memes | 218 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | TheOceanSunfish | 216 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | Walt Jr | 147 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deathstroke | +2.54 | 75 | 42 |
| #2 | NiK0 | +1.33 | 75 | 67 |
| #3 | Walt Jr | +1.31 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | botshit | +0.36 | 82 | 57 |
| #5 | don't let your memes be memes | -0.15 | 73 | 49 |





