








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 118 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3060 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,870 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3096 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3420 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2505 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2849 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $538,966 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 602 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | şeytani lecso | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | Déjà vu | 63% | 162 |
| #3 | tazoc00n | 61% | 31 |
| #4 | ✪ InfuriatingBean2011 ⛟ | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | Bigboyyahurd | 59% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | targonca60 | 55% | 22 |
| #8 | Muty | 52% | 66 |
| #9 | Zero ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ | 48% | 23 |
| #10 | Daus | 48% | 21 |
| #11 | wrr | 45% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muty | 12 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Bigboyyahurd | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Deadly | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | wrr | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Déjà vu | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deadly | 704 | 0.25 | 18 min |
| #2 | Déjà vu | 498 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | Muty | 211 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | Bigboyyahurd | 118 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | wrr | 78 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Déjà vu | +4.00 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | Deadly | +2.77 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | tazoc00n | +2.71 | 80 | 62 |
| #4 | wrr | +1.73 | 84 | 61 |
| #5 | Muty | +0.11 | 68 | 67 |





